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I do not own Balatro or work for the developer. I’m simply a regular person who enjoys blogging.

Hi Guys

I am a stay-at-home mom with nothing to do but Balatro

I am writing this post at 2 am. My 2 babies are sleeping and I am pumping for my small baby. My big baby made me play Balatro a year ago, when I was pregnant with my small baby.

Guarantee to y’all that this blog isn’t interrupted by ChatGPT. I am writing to all the unemployed and unworthy out there to have something fun to play as the Vietnamese moms and grandmas think that: ‘When you have nothing to do in your free time, you’re doing drugs‘

PS: I am just a player, so I haven’t countered all decks yet. So yes, my posts aren’t perfect at all…

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My Stats, as at 11/2025

Overview

When was Balatro released?Feb 20,2024
How much is Balatro subscription?$14.99 on Steam; $9.99 on iOS
Who was the owner of Balatro?Sole developer named ‘LocalThunk’
Is version 1.1 released yet?

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DICTIONARIES

Things you should know when playing Balatro

Decks

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Tag Rewards

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Jokers

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Collection

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Achievement

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BALATRO PRIZE

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